“Sorry what? I can’t hear you.”
“Oh yeah, I’ll move, is that good?”
“I SAID IS THAT GOOD?!”
“hahaha of course they would stop playing right when I yelled.”
“Cool camera, what kind is it?”
“Oh nice, I’ve heard good things about 5ds”
“Really, you were at LCD Soundsystem’s last show? Awesome.”
“I SAID SWEET GLASSES”
“NO I DON’T NORMALLY COME TO CONCERTS ALONE”
“Wait, what’s that?”
“OH YOU COULD NEVER GO TO CONCERTS ALONE BECAUSE YOU’D FEEL LIKE A LOSER?”
“WELL YOUR GLASSES ARE COMICALLY OVERSIZED AND MOST LIKELY PREVENT YOU FROM LOOKING INTO YOUR CAMERA’S VIEWFINDER TO PROPERLY COMPOSE A PHOTO. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE RULE OF THIRDS IS? AND NO, IT’S NOT A FILTER ON INSTAGRAM. I HATE YOU AND YOUR SENSE OF STYLE THAT IS APPROACHABLE AND QUIRKY BUT STILL SHOWS ENOUGH CLEAVAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY.”
(Source: travelwelldocumented)
