~WINTERCHECK FACTORY GETS VIOLENT~
Ummm throwing stars hidden in a sleeping mask? Get these for your girlfriend, or maybe even that girl who you’re not sure you’re dating because she keeps sending you those weird mixed signals. Like insisting to pay for those two times you got lunch, or that time she brought a guy friend to meet up with you at the bar, or even that one time you walked her home “because it was on the way and it was late” and you hugged goodbye, and she did that weird thing girls do where they kind of tilt their forehead in your direction while you’re standing toe-to-toe, as if presenting their forehead to you is some clear indication that they want your lips to touch theirs in a sign of physical affection, but then, right as you’re dipping your head so your lips are in the proper trajectory, she laughs and points out a caterpillar crawled from her shoe to yours, and that throws your whole game off, because she notices you coming in for the approach and you panic, so you do that weird European double cheek kiss that only Europeans and dudes who wear commes des garcon cologne can do without being completely awkward instead. Yeah that girl would appreciate this gift as well. Maybe she’ll remember that time you took her to the KurusawaTriple Header at that bar that plays hipster movies every Thursday and think “hey, this guy is so thoughtful, that was one of the first times we ever hung out.”, but really, it’s ‘cause you always wanted to buy ninja stars but your moms wouldn’t let you.
