Girls, those little dog things are cool and all, but unless you saw them at the shelter and felt bad there’s no reason not to get at least a medium size dog. In some circles (i.e. dudes sitting around a bar drinking and talking about women) a girl’s cool factor is directly proportional to the size of her dog. Also, a real dog can protect you so you don’t always have to resort to that crying technique we talked about earlier. We’ll probably be so into your dog we won’t even notice at first that it looks like you don’t have any pants on.
(Source: arabellatemple, via palecomplexions)
